Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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