suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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