So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
