okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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