I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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