Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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