You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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