I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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