the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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