the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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