Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
