wat bout pragnant strippers??
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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