Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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