think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dick very happy bro
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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