Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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