I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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