maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Two words: nipple clamps
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