I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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