i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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