She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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