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What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
