just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
do nipples grow back?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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