before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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