So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Small penises have feelings too.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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