i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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