Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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