I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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