i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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