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I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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