i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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