Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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