You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i think my cat just said my name.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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