I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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