I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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