i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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