do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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