do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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