You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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