Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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