Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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