That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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