Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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