When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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