where am i from again
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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