I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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