Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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