But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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