Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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