You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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