im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you win again, gameday.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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