I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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