I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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