Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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