i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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