Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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