I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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